What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

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Booze.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...