What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.