How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.