How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com