Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper