What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.