How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.