What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...