What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...