Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.