Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.