Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.