Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.