Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh