Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

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What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.