What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento