What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

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Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento