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I have left my Mark on Mars"
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
Be sharp or Be flat.
If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
The Hip Replacement Guy.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
It was stuffed.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
He was a pieromaniac.
Pirates.
He joins AARP
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
and Ironwoman a command?
A witch.
They all get stoned constantly.
A little fish that smells like fingers.
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.