What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.