What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue