What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue