Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

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What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?

Flossophy.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!