What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!