What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...