What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!