What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...