What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

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What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

Why cant you suprise a snow man?

Because its an inanimate object.