What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

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Why cant you suprise a snow man?

Because its an inanimate object.

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.