Snow Woman Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Hollow Jokes More Hollow Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.