Snow Woman Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls

What did one Snow Man say to the other?

Hey, you smell carrots

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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Snow-balls.

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

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Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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He was snowed in

How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.