Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Snowballs.
snowballs
Snowballs
The snowball!
They're both brown except the snowball.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Snowballs !
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Hey, you smell carrots
Do you smell carrot?
Frostbite
Because the snowblower is coming.
You can drop her off anywhere.
Their GPA drops
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
An alarm, you pervert!
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
Nothing they are both Thor.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.