Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower