Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
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He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Have an ice day!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
Tequila
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
The D is silent.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Well Red.
Would you please move You're in my sun.
A chewing gum you pervert
Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
A puddle!
Chill-dren.
The snowball!
Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
