What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel