What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did