What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.