What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.