How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you