How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.