Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord
He's always nailed to the boards....
They both bled for me.
the tiny little buns
You rarely have to meet their dad.
A: An account-ant.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.