What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.