What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.