What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming