How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."