How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol