What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.