What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"