What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

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Yello?

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Open toad sandals !

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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Her algae bra.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.