What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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A: She went to sea a movie.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.