What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize