What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!