What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies