Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.