Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.