Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

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Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."