Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming