What kind of photos do turtles take?

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

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