What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.