What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!