What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.