Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.