What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.