What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW