What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes