What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.