How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Plaster Jokes More Plaster Jokes

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.