How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.