What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.