Prick Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Jeep Jokes More Jeep Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!