Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.