Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.