Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.