What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins