A chicken
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Pi * z * z * a
A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She's afraid of heights.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
You can have my beer if you let me go."
He ate pizza before it was cool.
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A Graduated cylinder.
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
He was too far out!
So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
Pop-tart.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
A really stupid ape
A retarded ape.
