Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo