Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.