Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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BYE-SON!

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What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why can't cars fly kites?

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They're married.

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Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Iran!