Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing