Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.