What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.