What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity