Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.